Tumblr (3.0; @stocknames)http://stocknames.info/<p>The finest quality names, aged and pruned to exceed our own stringent quality requirements. Currently not available to the general public. For licensing inquiries please call our toll free hotline.</p> <ul> <li>Scott Monocle</li> <li>Ted Sepulchre</li> <li>Fabergé Stanton</li> <li>Hillshire Toddly</li> <li>Dr. Alan Champion</li> <li>Ryan Mogul</li> <li>Ascot Goudy</li> <li>Wayne Taargüs</li> <li>Ellis Yves</li> <li>Gery Croutan</li> </ul>http://stocknames.info/post/862521090http://stocknames.info/post/862521090Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:46:30 -0400<p>These names will work in any discussion of imaginary players:</p> <ul> <li>Johnny Vuvuzela</li> </ul>http://stocknames.info/post/754909140http://stocknames.info/post/754909140Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:36:49 -0400<p>These names have not been fully tested using our rigorous quality control protocol. Please use only for in-house purposes as the effectiveness of these names is still undetermined.</p> <ul> <li>Pete Hfuhruhurr</li> <li>Darcy Winegale</li> <li>Cambrian Diphyls</li> <li>Allen Houston</li> <li>Jake Ward</li> <li>Loren Haze</li> <li>Ryan Oval</li> <li>Pierpont Aragorn</li> <li>Alloy Harris</li> <li>Hereford Stazione</li> </ul>http://stocknames.info/post/725810142http://stocknames.info/post/725810142Tue, 22 Jun 2010 12:41:06 -0400<p>At Stock Names we sometimes work long hours in pursuit of quality stock names. This can mean late nights and weekends but in the end it’s worth it when we sit back and see our names shine and perform affably in a competitive naming arena. This Friday night we bring you some names that have been lauded and universally well received in all aspects in which names are measured. </p> <ul> <li>Vernon Major</li> <li>Greg Hapsley</li> <li>Erica Crestfall</li> <li>Lisa Walnut</li> <li>Byron Van Sfetter</li> <li>Sam Kresden</li> <li>Ingrid Ladlestrap</li> <li>Jordache Fortitude</li> <li>Kelp Fredricks</li> <li>Bourum Seltzer</li> <li>Ward Ester</li> <li>Wallace Knuckle</li> <li>Arlen Polyester</li> <li>Vince Column</li> <li>Walt Bracemender</li> <li>Terry Mortar</li> </ul>http://stocknames.info/post/414403403http://stocknames.info/post/414403403Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:15:55 -0500<p>We want to kick off 2010 with some of the freshest, most versatile stock names available. The following 10 names are our most advanced names available and the result of several months of R&D and market research.</p> <ul> <li>Brace Hyatt</li> <li>Lens Yentle</li> <li>Greg Odyssey</li> <li>Rico Parkinson</li> <li>Cliff Goddard</li> <li>M. Todd Seltzer</li> <li>Lampton Enochs</li> <li>Vernon Major</li> <li>Dallas Sbarro</li> <li>Paul Mignon</li> </ul>http://stocknames.info/post/310214987http://stocknames.info/post/310214987Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:07:14 -0500<p>The Gold Package contains the highest quality names suitable for large corporate accounts and ivy league schools. While less versatile than less elegant names, these names are unmatched in both opulence and vivacity. Below are the names you will receive upon purchasing the gold package.</p> <ul> <li>Chet Fletcher</li> <li>Mac Stewart</li> <li>Tom Codrick</li> <li>Thor Putman</li> <li>Lance Nolley</li> <li>Dr. Amanda Rebecca</li> <li>J. Philip Bockman</li> <li>Alan F. Worsley</li> <li>Stu Hadley</li> <li>Tad Hansen</li> <li>Steve Merryweather</li> <li>Henry Safewood</li> <li>Grif Tafferts</li> <li>Fallon J. Washington</li> <li>Renfro Gerard</li> <li>Tim Berbiglia</li> <li>Tip Ginger</li> <li>Hardcastle McCormick</li> <li>Kip Sandwich</li> <li>Thad Tamladge</li> <li>Edgar Salisbury</li> <li>Allan Charcoal</li> <li>Brie Fortune</li> <li>Fresco Port</li> <li>Kurt Lasik</li> <li>P. Niles Mango</li> <li>Garry Effward</li> <li>Tish Pomfritz</li> <li>Grif Hansel</li> <li>Mortimer Crumb</li> <li>F. T. Fernback</li> <li>Dr. Paul Tickle</li> <li>Peter S. Tallon</li> <li>Ken Tully</li> <li>Lash Arbuckle</li> <li>Derek Breefield</li> <li>Pete Zah</li> <li>Tim King</li> <li>Brewster McCracken</li> <li>Robin Sanka</li> <li>Biff Niven</li> <li>Chase Blossom</li> <li>Jan Wallace</li> <li>Cat Greenleaf</li> <li>Toby Klink</li> <li>Sanders Kleinfeld</li> <li>Len Cocoa</li> </ul>http://stocknames.info/post/228202054http://stocknames.info/post/228202054Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:16:00 -0400<p>The Silver Package is your choice for mid-level managers, retired minor league baseball players and cable TV hosts. The silver package delivers our most value as the names reach a wide variety of mediocre and unremarkable people. The names reflect an inability to excel while being utterly believable in all but the most luxurious settings.</p> <ul> <li>Don Fingers</li> <li>Smith Watercress</li> <li>Gordon Wonders</li> <li>Forrest Yang</li> <li>Beth Feather</li> <li>Dr. John Vyner</li> <li>Drake Mallard</li> <li>Hugh Morris</li> <li>Glen Owen</li> <li>Martin Blake</li> <li>Professor Phil Lillian</li> <li>Nick Wicker</li> <li>York Laurel</li> <li>Franklin Turtleneck</li> <li>Brandt Rocket</li> <li>Walt Billings</li> <li>Biff Simmons</li> <li>Tong Gottlich</li> <li>Ward Conway</li> <li>Irene Bruce</li> <li>Parsley Hamble</li> <li>Garr Hambone</li> <li>Alan F. Worsley</li> <li>Mark Chudner</li> <li>Stu Hadley</li> <li>Chad Cornucopia</li> <li>Lord Jeff</li> <li>Blaine Neckrope</li> <li>Hank Denver</li> <li>G. Ryan Francis</li> <li>Tobin Caramel</li> <li>Drick Burnside</li> <li>Murphy DeMorge</li> <li>Dean Isotope</li> <li>Chelsea Forsythe</li> <li>Harry Seaward</li> <li>Chris Grissle</li> <li>T.J. Werner</li> <li>Ben Mylar</li> <li>Dr. Pete Phong</li> <li>Gorden Flurry</li> <li>Spaz Taffy</li> </ul>http://stocknames.info/post/228201663http://stocknames.info/post/228201663Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:15:00 -0400<p>The Bronze Package is a collection of used and abused bargain basement names. No one will doubt the existence of these people, or that they were once featured as an “area man” on a local cable news broadcast.</p> <ul> <li>Colin Hungerford</li> <li>Courtney Nudo</li> <li>Sparks Zumspeg</li> <li>Pratt Zephyr</li> <li>L. Gordon Candace</li> <li>Kissinger Utah</li> <li>Salleigh Francis</li> <li>Davis Cedarsuckle</li> <li>Brooks Parkenridge</li> <li>Clancy Muldoons</li> <li>Everett Hamm</li> <li>Drake Medium</li> <li>Hack Jansen</li> <li>Cliche Flatgovern</li> <li>Ransford Gimlittle</li> <li>B. Aaron Moon</li> <li>Tairy Islip</li> <li>Newton Farnsworth</li> <li>Ed Vanders</li> <li>Cutler Antonio</li> <li>Gene Creamer</li> <li>Preston Seafoam</li> <li>Geoff Wigglesworth</li> <li>Kirk Bindle</li> <li>Gil Harrison</li> <li>Lemleather Martin</li> <li>Keefe Lexus</li> <li>Austen Benson</li> <li>Craigmont Eggbake</li> <li>Al Harrington</li> <li>Schlepp Arthur</li> <li>Winstead Hubert</li> <li>Rich Preylant</li> <li>Ben Danish</li> <li>Dustin Solvent</li> <li>Warren Able</li> <li>Bass Ample</li> <li>Wade Blasingame</li> <li>Brett Farbman</li> <li>Art Bunson</li> </ul>http://stocknames.info/post/228200955http://stocknames.info/post/228200955Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:14:00 -0400